Machiavelli, there are only so many times I can say the same thing over and over again.

[spazz]

This paper is literally going to kill me.

I'm blaming the internet. It's too distracting with it's "Oh, look over there! Dancing polar bears! Oh! Oh! 1000s of clips of The Daily Show! OHOHOH! LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE JARED IS AT EYECON!"

This LJ post brough to you by the letter P for Procrastination and the number 5 for how many days ago I really should've started this paper.