Fun times with the Bible!

[spazz]

Will the unicorn* be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? - Job 39:9

Alright, I'll stop reading the Bible in the hopes it will fuel my crack theories. Show needs to come back.

_{*Ok, ok, most translations say ox, but I don't care. Kripke, I want my damn unicorns. Look, all I'm saying is that when Dean takes Castiel's advice and reads the Bible, he's going to make this epic checklist of things to ask Castiel about because they're bizarre and random (like Elisha, and the random bear-assisted smiting that he called down on some kids for calling him bald, rotf), and unicorns are gonna make it onto this list. I want this fic. Where is it?}

Comments

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

You weren't reading THIS (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page) version of the Bible, were you? LOL!!

Okay, I need to do your peendance - can you prompt me? Pretty please? I'll write you a little terribly bad ficcy then?

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I love the lolcat Bible. XDDD

Aaaaand I'm soo so bad at requesting badfic, so I'm just going to link you to the last cracktastic conversation that was had in mishaland regarding a badfic we all think should be written. It might end up horrendously disturbing, though (http://community.livejournal.com/mishaland/68080.html?thread=2226416#t2226416). XD

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh, Good GAWD. I will do my wretched best to appease you with Uriel fapping fic.

*hangs head in shame*

[gembat.livejournal.com]

And I'll be forever ashamed at requesting it. Mishaland really is ratcheting up my shame levels lately. XDDDDD

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Unicorns? YES. See, if I knew more about the Bible - like, if I had read it past the first bit of Genesis - I would totally write this for you. I don't even own a Bible, though. I own a Tanakh.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, extensive reading of the Bible required by school = massive amounts of lulz finding therein to keep myself entertained. And that's the thing about the Bible; I don't own one either, it's all online. It's not a healthy obsession for me, this finding of random hilarity within. XD

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

I studied Genesis in freshman year at my first high school and again in sophomore year at my second, but we never got to any properly lulzy bits. :( That, and I've picked up a King James every so often at hotels, but then gotten so bored I had to quit.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's mostly boring. Unless you skip to Revelation and start wondering wtf whoever wrote it was smoking. XDDD

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, Castiel wrote it. And we all know he's smoking.

/pun

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Buh dum TISH (http://instantrimshot.com/).

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

You can rely on the Internet for ANYTHING.

[kimatron.livejournal.com]

this weekend i am totally going to start on this show when i have the time because your posts about it are really fascinating and would probably kill me if i knew what you were referencing!!

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Hahahha, well I hope you like it. XD If you want to skip to understanding the lulz thugh, I recommend skipping to S4. Nothing else will make sense, but hey. Such is life.