Fun times with the Bible!

[spazz]

Will the unicorn* be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? - Job 39:9

Alright, I'll stop reading the Bible in the hopes it will fuel my crack theories. Show needs to come back.

_{*Ok, ok, most translations say ox, but I don't care. Kripke, I want my damn unicorns. Look, all I'm saying is that when Dean takes Castiel's advice and reads the Bible, he's going to make this epic checklist of things to ask Castiel about because they're bizarre and random (like Elisha, and the random bear-assisted smiting that he called down on some kids for calling him bald, rotf), and unicorns are gonna make it onto this list. I want this fic. Where is it?}

Comments

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

I studied Genesis in freshman year at my first high school and again in sophomore year at my second, but we never got to any properly lulzy bits. :( That, and I've picked up a King James every so often at hotels, but then gotten so bored I had to quit.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's mostly boring. Unless you skip to Revelation and start wondering wtf whoever wrote it was smoking. XDDD

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, Castiel wrote it. And we all know he's smoking.

/pun

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Buh dum TISH (http://instantrimshot.com/).

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

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