Tales of horror and intrigue

[spazz]

gembat: YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME.
worshipthedean: WHATT
gembat: Unless, of course, you read twitter
gembat: MY PRINTER ATE MY FUCKING HEADPHONES
worshipthedean: WHATTTT?
gembat: IKR
gembat: I had them laying on top of the printer
gembat: They've been there for like... a week now
gembat: And I've printed stuff before
gembat: But it REACHED UP AND GRABBED THEM AND ATE THEM.
gembat: I had to cut them out. D:
worshipthedean: Damnnn girl
gembat: I KNOW IT WAS HORRIFIC.
gembat: SO MUCH BLOOD
gembat: INK
worshipthedean: Your printer is clearly POSSESED.
gembat: CLEARLY
gembat: Seriously though my hands are black
gembat: I look like I murdered an octopus

And guess what. The paper isn't even due.

It's been that kind of week. *headdesk*