Tales of horror and intrigue

[spazz]

gembat: YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME.
worshipthedean: WHATT
gembat: Unless, of course, you read twitter
gembat: MY PRINTER ATE MY FUCKING HEADPHONES
worshipthedean: WHATTTT?
gembat: IKR
gembat: I had them laying on top of the printer
gembat: They've been there for like... a week now
gembat: And I've printed stuff before
gembat: But it REACHED UP AND GRABBED THEM AND ATE THEM.
gembat: I had to cut them out. D:
worshipthedean: Damnnn girl
gembat: I KNOW IT WAS HORRIFIC.
gembat: SO MUCH BLOOD
gembat: INK
worshipthedean: Your printer is clearly POSSESED.
gembat: CLEARLY
gembat: Seriously though my hands are black
gembat: I look like I murdered an octopus

And guess what. The paper isn't even due.

It's been that kind of week. *headdesk*

Comments

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

I got my headphones tangled in my hair once. They, too, had to be cut out. But I've never had headphones EATEN BY A PRINTER WTF?!

[gembat.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I KNOW WHYYYYYYY DOES TECHNOLOGY HATE ME. *weeps*

om nom nom...

[kitsua.livejournal.com]

what the hell? I left the pretty random crap on my printer. like food, ipod, cell phone....probably at one point a backpack and some clothes. But nothing was ever "eaten" before. o_o

[artinrevolution.livejournal.com]

O.o Your printer must be evil to eat your headphones!

[bridget-x-alena.livejournal.com]

What did you do to piss your printer off? lol

[gembat.livejournal.com]

I think I angered the gods of technology long ago, and every day since has just been more penance.

[watchsnowfall.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH BLOOD
lmfao that is my favourite line. If that were an icon, I'd use it.

One time in high school my chemistry teacher went toe to toe with the photocopier. He was gone for twenty minutes...and came back with 6 copies and a hand covered in ink.

We never stopped making fun of him.

[mindykim.livejournal.com]

That sucks! (kind of funny though)

[mandarinascent.livejournal.com]

OMG. Your printer is possessed?

Maybe you should call the Winchester Bros... :D

[lessrest.livejournal.com]

I am SO SORRY, but I'm LMAO at your PAIN right now.
'Cus DAMN.
Evil printer. It's like a left-over plot line from SPN 417.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

This was totally a deleted scene from before Sam went apeshit with the phone. I FELT LIKE THAT AFTER IT HAPPENED.

D:

[lessrest.livejournal.com]

It will probably be a DVD-extra.

AWWWW., poor bb!

[chocca2.livejournal.com]

Oh I deal with possessed printers on a daily basis *kicks printer* I think you is needing salt and an exorcism *g*

[kimatron.livejournal.com]

ive gotten pens and pencils aten by printers before which FUCKS IUP THE PRINTER BEYOND REASON but seriously HEADPHONES?? i hope they wernt super nice that would be so. distressing!! losing a good pair of headphones is a travesty.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

They were my shiny new ipod ones. I am beyond distraught. D:

Mostly I'm just glad the printer still works. Fffffff.

[kaczurda.livejournal.com]

LOL @ conversation. Sorry about the headphones, though! =/

[teh-blackspy.livejournal.com]

I was fine until the whole "murdered an octopus" bit. My keyboard thanks you.

And aren't those weeks just MAHVELOUS?