I don't think my crazy is contagious, but I'm probably wrong.

[spazz]

Hi, guys! I'm posting from work! *waves*

Today I'm scanning like a billionty contracts, so I'm stuck sitting here. May as well make the most of my time, eh? :D I'm getting paid for this crap. *shakes head*

First off, Indiana Jones is next Thursday, and as usually, all my friends seem incapable of getting a plan together, and I'm left to figure out which tickets to buy, and when. I'd rather not wrangle the money for the tickets from them after I buy and give them to them, but the next time everyone is (potentially) together again is Thursday. There are four midnight showings at the theater closest to the majority of us (sorry, Elizabeth), but I have no idea how popular it'll end up being. And thus, I don't know how much chance I have of buying the tickets Friday afternoon. So I am at a quandary.

Secondly, I have to figure out what to do with my hair amidst all this. I was randomly curling it for no reason the other day (pasttime of champions), and discovered a HUGENORMOUS streak of blonde in the back. D: This is good, because it proves that my hair is going to fade all the way back, but bad because I have a streak of blonde on the back of my hair. *pines* I was sort of not planning to get it cut/re-dyed until after the movie, as I was sorta hoping to find a vintage-y updo... My hair is at this ugly almost-to-my-shoulders length and... It can actually halfway be put into a ponytail. I don't know. I want it cut badly. But I feel like I can do something awesome with it for the movie. I DON'T KNOW. Hence, quandary number two. :)

Quandary number three is my laptop. I have over half of Supernatural's third season on it right now, as well as half of Pushing Daisies, and... apparently it's not going to take it anymore. I tried uninstalling Final Cut (because I have Premiere, and my dad finally put it on his iMac), but that didn't work. So I have no idea what to do. I can't just delete my SPN episodes because I need them for my crappy trailers/whatnot! I'm trying to learn how to make decent jumpbacks here, people! So until I get an external drive of some sort, my Bela video is just going to have to sit on the backburner. Ah, well. It's for the best. I suck at these things anyway. :D *dances*

Lately I've been reading about the Asylum con, and pretending to work, but I've also been having deep thoughts about "Time is On My Side". Oh, yes. Very much, indeed. So much so, that I've come up with my greatest crack theory to date. *fistpump*

My theory is based purely on speculation, as I know absolutely zilch about the last episode. I just want to know if anyone else thinks this is even vaguely plausible. Or something. Perhaps I just want to write this down before the episode airs so I can come back and have something to laugh at. Because I get the feeling that after this episode, we will have nothing to be joyous about EVER AGAIN.

Ever since Malleus Maleficarum, I've been fixated on Ruby's saying that every demons she's ever met was human once. She may have been lying, but I'd say she's met quite a few demons in her time to gain a bad reputation with the Crossroads Demon. This doesn't mean she's ever met every demon, though. And one assumes if she met Lilith, there would not be happy fun times.

So my theory is that Lilith is the only demon. The mother of all demons, if you will. Like she's said to be in mythology; Show always seems to take a part of the actual myth, and then twist part of it to... give it a twist. (Oh, my grasp of the English language, let me show you it) So my guess is that Lilith is the mother of all demons, and the creator of Hell. Since Hell in the SPN mythos doesn't seem to be the place where bad people go when they die, but a demon factory, it is conceivable that every other demon is Lilith-made. This would explain why she holds all the contracts; she's adding to her army. Or something.

But what about the YED, and his plans for world domination? Why does Lilith seem so opposed to Sam? What about Lucifer? If you have any of these questions, fear not, for my crack theory is all-inclusive. :D I'm thinking Azazel was trying to... redeem the demons.

Let's give the craziness of that a minute to really sink in.

He's obviously a high-level demon. Let's say he was one of the oldest. He gets a little angry at the way Lilith is running things, keeping even demons in Hell (remember what Meg said? That it was bad even for them?) if they get sent back there. He wanted them to run free as free as the wind blows, and wreak a lot of destruction on the masses. Or something. So he makes the special kids, to act as the instrument of their escape, and to facilitate the demons' transition into the human world. As overlords, of course. It's only natural, as they're more powerful, but really all they want is their own little slice of somewhere that's not Hell. They just want to be looooved!! *draws hearts* He accepted John's soul on behalf of Lilith to cause a little Hell in Hell (what, you know John kicked ass while he was down there suffering his eternal torment), and was generally a pain in her side. And he might've been successful, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Winchesters.

Naturally, Lilith leaves Hell to deal with the escaped demons. There are some who're still blindly loyal to her; who doesn't love their mother? Since Sam is the leader of the rebel demons, now that Jake is dead, it follows that she wouldn't like him very much. He's the "redeemer" of the demon army. Perhaps they really do, in their own special, evil way, just want to be a part of our wooooooorld! human society. Remember Casey? And how she said the demons spoke of Lucifer, who none of them had ever seen, and who would redeem them all and blah-blah-blee-blah for about 30 minutes? He's their "light-bringer". The instrument of their salvation.

Sam. Don't worry, I don't think my crazy is contagious if you've had all your shots. So... Sam has something that he's supposed to do for the demons. Help them integrate into society? Build them a nature preserve? Help them rain destruction upon mankind and rule the world? Only time will tell. But Lilith is angry, and her followers "don't believe in him". Dean is just collateral damage, and Ruby... is probably a progeny of the YED; he found a way to get her out of hell before she lost all her humanity or something. I don't know. I feel like my crack theory is long and cracky enough to stand on its own and not need further plot-hole filling. This is total crack. And never going to happen. At all. Ever. But I think I'm right about Lilith being the mother of all demons via her creation of Hell. And I do think Sam is Lucifer.

And I'm done. :)

Ooh! Whoa! If Sam can redeem demons, and bring them into the light or back into their pretty Jensen Ackles packaging, then ROMG HE CAN SAVE DEAN. IS THERE NOTHING MY CRACK THEORY CANNOT DO? :D *does the I-just-saved-Dean dance FOR GREAT JUSTICE*

Oh, yeah. I'm sane.

Comments

[larienelengasse.livejournal.com]

I used Lilith's mythology in my last fic - at least the baby-napping/killing part. Lilith has a lot of myths attached to her, depending on which culture you view her from, so I'm curious as to which one the writers will latch onto. I bet it has something to do with the mother-of-demons myth, since she's taking the human form of a child - irony there. That one stuck with me, in part, because of what happened to Sam as a baby. What if YED's encounter with Sam was actually what saved him from Lilith? And, this whole issue of the YED's blood being in Sam hasn't yet been addressed - it's just been buried since AHBL.

In Greek myth, Lilith fell in love with Zeus and had lots of babies. When Hera found out, she murdered all of their offspring and turned Lilith into a hideous creature that is something like a vampire. Lilith reportedly, in ancient Christian myth, is sometimes the mother, or grandmother, of Satan, or Lucifer. In ancient Islamic myth (I think it's Islam) she is a demon who lies with men in the night to beget children - she is the cause of the ages old, "wet dream."

Since Lucifer predates human existence - I'm not sure about the Sam being Lucifer thing. However, with this show, you never know. At any rate, I don't think too much of your speculation is that far off the mark. Lilith could really be the mother of a whole lot of demons, perhaps not all, but certainly a lot - and her offspring will be gunning for Sam with her. Yikes.

Even if Sam saves Dean from Hell - and as crazy as this show can be, there's no way Dean is spending an entire season in Hell - he might come back as a demon, but IN Hell? Nope - logistics would be too hard... even if Sam saves Dean from hell, there's still Lilith to contend with, and that isn't going to be easy. *wibble*

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Huh... I didn't know about the fact that Lilith was in Greek Mythology; I only really know about a few of the old Christian myths about her. So that was interesting and awesome. :)

And yeah... Since Show went and gave us the idea that demons are human, I'm figuring just about anything goes at this point. Hence my Sam = Lucifer point. At least to some degree.

I'm really hoping Dean becomes part demon. But that's just my fangirl tendencies kicking in. *cough* ;)

I don't really believe any of this, it was just a crazy half-baked theory I came up with a few nights ago, but I feel like somewhere in there there may be some truth, so I'm just trying to work through it to try and figure out what that might be. I think the Lilith-as-mother-of-all-demons is probably what they'll go with... but I have no idea. That stuff about the YED was total, unabashed crack on my part. ;)

[larienelengasse.livejournal.com]

Check out Encyclopedia Mythica and type in Lilith - you should be able to find references for her under multiple categories. Like I said, I don't think you're too off the mark on this - I think you should immediately write fic!

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Oh no re:Encyclopedia Mythica... There goes my whole afternoon. <3

And I can't write fic about this madness! Did you see how disjointed and plot-holey it was! Gimme a week to straighten it out BWAHAHA! *cough* ;)

[larienelengasse.livejournal.com]

*plants evil, time consuming ideas* *rubs hands together evilly* Heh. Enjoy your day!

[dazzlebug.livejournal.com]

Okay so I don't have as much to say as the utter DUDE who commented before me, but seriously? I WANT YOU TO BE RIGHT. MY OTHER LONE WOLF MUST PREVAIL!!! Plus if you were right it would mean that you've spoiled me for the finale and quite possibly the entirety of next season and I'd get to worship at your feet for feeding my inner spoiler whore. Yays! \o/

I think you've definitely got some good points in there; I really loved it in Sin City when Casey said about the fact that Lucifer was going to redeem them - I did quite a lot of research on Lucifer for my extremely shitty novel with no working title, and his name actually means "bringer of light". *ponders*

In short... ILU! ^_^

ETA: I was vehemently opposed to seeing the new Indiana Jones movie, simply because Harrison Ford post-Star Wars kinda creeps me out, in the bad way. But then I went on Shia LaBeouf's IMDb... and there were pictures involving motorcycles and leather jackets and SHIA LA-FREAKIN-BEOUF. *ahem* Yes, methinks I shall go see it.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

I WANT ME TO BE RIGHT ALSO. Just so I can rule the world. And also so Dean can be saved. The spoiling you for the entirety of next season via my psychic link to Kripke is all just a bonus. :D

Have you ever read Paradise Lost? I'd consider it worth reading if you're going to be researching Lucifer. :) Or something. I like trying to think of Lucifer as a good, hot, Jared-looking person, simply because it defies convention, and I think that's what Show is trying to go for. Course, I could be entirely wrong.

And ROOOOOMG SHIA LEBEOUF!!! I am a ginormous fangirl. And I also fangirl Harrison Ford. You know. The younger one in Star Wars. But his VOICE. It is AMAZING. I may watch half the movie with my eyes closed so I can imagine and go to my happy place. Plus, it's an excuse to dress kinda steam-punky, or at least old-styley. Which always = a plus in my book. *nods sagely*

In long, it is I who loves you. Mostly because you're my lone-wolf-cracky art muse. Or something. Whatever. You make me draw crazy pictures. Like the following :P



I have to scan and color it still, and his hair needs MAJOR work, but there's the crappy blurred webcam version of Sam with a little angel/devil on this shoulders! :D

[dazzlebug.livejournal.com]

Hee, Shia LaBeouf. I have a huge poster of him up next to my bed; that half-side profile shot of him from Transformers (which I still haven't seen OMG must do so soon).

I do actually have a copy of Paradise Lost, but never read it. I got like three pages in and had no idea what I'd just read... it's all kinda Dutch to me LOL.

In VERY long; OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LONE WOLF!!!! TEH PICATURE IS TEH AMAZING. IT IS CANS BE ART TIEMS NAO, FO SHIZZLE!!!!!! *ded*

[goodbyebird]

hee you're not the only one who's gotten cracky ideas from all of this! I'd actually had an idea with demons actually being people before that was brought up in the show, so I'm well pleased with myself already *does the mind meld boogey* I really liked Casey(until that very last line of hers, where she's kinda begging padre not to choke Dean. Bad delivery, bit overdone. Plus, he's supposed to wait until Sammy gets there, and then commence with the chokage. Duh!) If I ever write a series, there will be a highly unstable demon chick pretty much worshipping Sam. Yup. That's my cracky idea right there. Did I mention highly unstable? ...would that count as a self insert? :p

...who wants to be sane anyways? Pffh! Sanity is the playground of the uninventive.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Whoo! I wish that I had been prescient enough to see the demons-used-to-be-humans thing, but I'm generally slow like a rock. ;) I loved Casey, and am blocking out the majority of that episode (seriously, why did we need about 20 minutes of the exposition express? *headdesks*) so that says something. Hee. :)

Also, I will read this story of a highly unstable demon chick worshipping Sam. It doesn't count as a self-insert if you write it, because it will obviously be about me.

And sanity is clearly overrated. LONG LIVE THE RANDOM AND THE CRACK-RELATED! \o/ HUZZAH!

[goodbyebird]

I kinda didn't mind the long exposition in that one. I have a thing for demons, so... :p Plus, that episode also gave us Sam's epic fail at sneaking into the office. Jared was just hilarious in that scene.

Gah I have so many ideas for fics now, but I've been completely stumped by the amount of great fanfic out there. Whenever I try to write something, a chorus of "you suck you suck you suck!" starts up automatically.

I now have a cracktastic idea outside of that demon chick(she'd be a part of a looong series. My brain spins these things way out of control *le sigh*). Doesn't really include the boys though. I'm just thinking about the "chrime scene" left behind in that hotel room. Two blowup sexdolls, each shot two times. Broken window from where the hellhounds entered, blood all over the place from Bela, and I'm guessing she dropped her gun too. If Bela's body is around, she has her fingerprints burned off, plus torn to bits or at least slashed up pretty bad. Can you imagine? I'm chuckling just thinking about it. Would give shows like CSI a run for their money.

Having that crime scene handled by the sheriff and his son #1(Kill Bill, Grindhouse). Man, I think that's the one I'm going with. They'd be a blast to write, if I could do it right. My brain is trying to hide from the surefire angst overload that will ensue tomorror(tomorrow! eep!), and it's picked a pretty silly place to hide at that. lol

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA. WHOA. I love it.

IS THERE NOTHING MY CRACK THEORY CANNOT DO?
Can it darn my socks?? Possibly.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

Haha... DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND? XDDDDD

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

it actually 'sploded.