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spazzHi, guys! I'm posting from work! *waves*
Today I'm scanning like a billionty contracts, so I'm stuck sitting here. May as well make the most of my time, eh? :D I'm getting paid for this crap. *shakes head*
First off, Indiana Jones is next Thursday, and as usually, all my friends seem incapable of getting a plan together, and I'm left to figure out which tickets to buy, and when. I'd rather not wrangle the money for the tickets from them after I buy and give them to them, but the next time everyone is (potentially) together again is Thursday. There are four midnight showings at the theater closest to the majority of us (sorry, Elizabeth), but I have no idea how popular it'll end up being. And thus, I don't know how much chance I have of buying the tickets Friday afternoon. So I am at a quandary.
Secondly, I have to figure out what to do with my hair amidst all this. I was randomly curling it for no reason the other day (pasttime of champions), and discovered a HUGENORMOUS streak of blonde in the back. D: This is good, because it proves that my hair is going to fade all the way back, but bad because I have a streak of blonde on the back of my hair. *pines* I was sort of not planning to get it cut/re-dyed until after the movie, as I was sorta hoping to find a vintage-y updo... My hair is at this ugly almost-to-my-shoulders length and... It can actually halfway be put into a ponytail. I don't know. I want it cut badly. But I feel like I can do something awesome with it for the movie. I DON'T KNOW. Hence, quandary number two. :)
Quandary number three is my laptop. I have over half of Supernatural's third season on it right now, as well as half of Pushing Daisies, and... apparently it's not going to take it anymore. I tried uninstalling Final Cut (because I have Premiere, and my dad finally put it on his iMac), but that didn't work. So I have no idea what to do. I can't just delete my SPN episodes because I need them for my crappy trailers/whatnot! I'm trying to learn how to make decent jumpbacks here, people! So until I get an external drive of some sort, my Bela video is just going to have to sit on the backburner. Ah, well. It's for the best. I suck at these things anyway. :D *dances*
Lately I've been reading about the Asylum con, and pretending to work, but I've also been having deep thoughts about "Time is On My Side". Oh, yes. Very much, indeed. So much so, that I've come up with my greatest crack theory to date. *fistpump*
My theory is based purely on speculation, as I know absolutely zilch about the last episode. I just want to know if anyone else thinks this is even vaguely plausible. Or something. Perhaps I just want to write this down before the episode airs so I can come back and have something to laugh at. Because I get the feeling that after this episode, we will have nothing to be joyous about EVER AGAIN.
Ever since Malleus Maleficarum, I've been fixated on Ruby's saying that every demons she's ever met was human once. She may have been lying, but I'd say she's met quite a few demons in her time to gain a bad reputation with the Crossroads Demon. This doesn't mean she's ever met every demon, though. And one assumes if she met Lilith, there would not be happy fun times.
So my theory is that Lilith is the only demon. The mother of all demons, if you will. Like she's said to be in mythology; Show always seems to take a part of the actual myth, and then twist part of it to... give it a twist. (Oh, my grasp of the English language, let me show you it) So my guess is that Lilith is the mother of all demons, and the creator of Hell. Since Hell in the SPN mythos doesn't seem to be the place where bad people go when they die, but a demon factory, it is conceivable that every other demon is Lilith-made. This would explain why she holds all the contracts; she's adding to her army. Or something.
But what about the YED, and his plansfor world domination? Why does Lilith seem so opposed to Sam? What about Lucifer? If you have any of these questions, fear not, for my crack theory is all-inclusive. :D I'm thinking Azazel was trying to... redeem the demons.
Let's give the craziness of that a minute to really sink in.
He's obviously a high-level demon. Let's say he was one of the oldest. He gets a little angry at the way Lilith is running things, keeping even demons in Hell (remember what Meg said? That it was bad even for them?) if they get sent back there. He wanted them to run freeas free as the wind blows, and wreak a lot of destruction on the masses. Or something. So he makes the special kids, to act as the instrument of their escape, and to facilitate the demons' transition into the human world. As overlords, of course. It's only natural, as they're more powerful, but really all they want is their own little slice of somewhere that's not Hell. They just want to be looooved!! *draws hearts* He accepted John's soul on behalf of Lilith to cause a little Hell in Hell (what, you know John kicked ass while he was down there suffering his eternal torment), and was generally a pain in her side. And he might've been successful, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Winchesters.
Naturally, Lilith leaves Hell to deal with the escaped demons. There are some who're still blindly loyal to her; who doesn't love their mother? Since Sam is the leader of the rebel demons, now that Jake is dead, it follows that she wouldn't like him very much. He's the "redeemer" of the demon army. Perhaps they really do, in their own special, evil way, just want to be a part ofour wooooooorld! human society. Remember Casey? And how she said the demons spoke of Lucifer, who none of them had ever seen, and who would redeem them all and blah-blah-blee-blah for about 30 minutes? He's their "light-bringer". The instrument of their salvation.
Sam. Don't worry, I don't think my crazy is contagiousif you've had all your shots. So... Sam has something that he's supposed to do for the demons. Help them integrate into society? Build them a nature preserve? Help them rain destruction upon mankind and rule the world? Only time will tell. But Lilith is angry, and her followers "don't believe in him". Dean is just collateral damage, and Ruby... is probably a progeny of the YED; he found a way to get her out of hell before she lost all her humanity or something. I don't know. I feel like my crack theory is long and cracky enough to stand on its own and not need further plot-hole filling. This is total crack. And never going to happen. At all. Ever. But I think I'm right about Lilith being the mother of all demons via her creation of Hell. And I do think Sam is Lucifer.
And I'm done. :)
Ooh! Whoa! If Sam can redeem demons, and bring them into the light or back into their pretty Jensen Ackles packaging, then ROMG HE CAN SAVE DEAN. IS THERE NOTHING MY CRACK THEORY CANNOT DO? :D *does the I-just-saved-Dean dance FOR GREAT JUSTICE*
Oh, yeah. I'm sane.
Today I'm scanning like a billionty contracts, so I'm stuck sitting here. May as well make the most of my time, eh? :D I'm getting paid for this crap. *shakes head*
First off, Indiana Jones is next Thursday, and as usually, all my friends seem incapable of getting a plan together, and I'm left to figure out which tickets to buy, and when. I'd rather not wrangle the money for the tickets from them after I buy and give them to them, but the next time everyone is (potentially) together again is Thursday. There are four midnight showings at the theater closest to the majority of us (sorry, Elizabeth), but I have no idea how popular it'll end up being. And thus, I don't know how much chance I have of buying the tickets Friday afternoon. So I am at a quandary.
Secondly, I have to figure out what to do with my hair amidst all this. I was randomly curling it for no reason the other day (pasttime of champions), and discovered a HUGENORMOUS streak of blonde in the back. D: This is good, because it proves that my hair is going to fade all the way back, but bad because I have a streak of blonde on the back of my hair. *pines* I was sort of not planning to get it cut/re-dyed until after the movie, as I was sorta hoping to find a vintage-y updo... My hair is at this ugly almost-to-my-shoulders length and... It can actually halfway be put into a ponytail. I don't know. I want it cut badly. But I feel like I can do something awesome with it for the movie. I DON'T KNOW. Hence, quandary number two. :)
Quandary number three is my laptop. I have over half of Supernatural's third season on it right now, as well as half of Pushing Daisies, and... apparently it's not going to take it anymore. I tried uninstalling Final Cut (because I have Premiere, and my dad finally put it on his iMac), but that didn't work. So I have no idea what to do. I can't just delete my SPN episodes because I need them for my crappy trailers/whatnot! I'm trying to learn how to make decent jumpbacks here, people! So until I get an external drive of some sort, my Bela video is just going to have to sit on the backburner. Ah, well. It's for the best. I suck at these things anyway. :D *dances*
Lately I've been reading about the Asylum con, and pretending to work, but I've also been having deep thoughts about "Time is On My Side". Oh, yes. Very much, indeed. So much so, that I've come up with my greatest crack theory to date. *fistpump*
My theory is based purely on speculation, as I know absolutely zilch about the last episode. I just want to know if anyone else thinks this is even vaguely plausible. Or something. Perhaps I just want to write this down before the episode airs so I can come back and have something to laugh at. Because I get the feeling that after this episode, we will have nothing to be joyous about EVER AGAIN.
Ever since Malleus Maleficarum, I've been fixated on Ruby's saying that every demons she's ever met was human once. She may have been lying, but I'd say she's met quite a few demons in her time to gain a bad reputation with the Crossroads Demon. This doesn't mean she's ever met every demon, though. And one assumes if she met Lilith, there would not be happy fun times.
So my theory is that Lilith is the only demon. The mother of all demons, if you will. Like she's said to be in mythology; Show always seems to take a part of the actual myth, and then twist part of it to... give it a twist. (Oh, my grasp of the English language, let me show you it) So my guess is that Lilith is the mother of all demons, and the creator of Hell. Since Hell in the SPN mythos doesn't seem to be the place where bad people go when they die, but a demon factory, it is conceivable that every other demon is Lilith-made. This would explain why she holds all the contracts; she's adding to her army. Or something.
But what about the YED, and his plans
Let's give the craziness of that a minute to really sink in.
He's obviously a high-level demon. Let's say he was one of the oldest. He gets a little angry at the way Lilith is running things, keeping even demons in Hell (remember what Meg said? That it was bad even for them?) if they get sent back there. He wanted them to run free
Naturally, Lilith leaves Hell to deal with the escaped demons. There are some who're still blindly loyal to her; who doesn't love their mother? Since Sam is the leader of the rebel demons, now that Jake is dead, it follows that she wouldn't like him very much. He's the "redeemer" of the demon army. Perhaps they really do, in their own special, evil way, just want to be a part of
Sam. Don't worry, I don't think my crazy is contagious
And I'm done. :)
Ooh! Whoa! If Sam can redeem demons, and bring them into the light or back into their pretty Jensen Ackles packaging, then ROMG HE CAN SAVE DEAN. IS THERE NOTHING MY CRACK THEORY CANNOT DO? :D *does the I-just-saved-Dean dance FOR GREAT JUSTICE*
Oh, yeah. I'm sane.
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Date: 2008-05-13 06:10 pm (UTC)And I can't write fic about this madness! Did you see how disjointed and plot-holey it was!
Gimme a week to straighten it out BWAHAHA!*cough* ;)no subject
Date: 2008-05-13 07:41 pm (UTC)